Allegedly, Bob Voelker reads my blog when he’s bored at work. I’m not quite sure what that says about my blog, but nonetheless, that’s what I’ve heard. I am writing this blog specifically for him because I WANT HIM TO LEAVE A COMMENT!
Bob, have you not read anything comment-worthy up to this point? If that answer to that question is “yes,” please just lie and put a comment somewhere. PLEASE. I want us to be blog friends.