Top Twenty-Four Facebook Status Updates During The Grammys

Back by popular demand (well, ok, maybe one or two people mentioned it)…here’s the Top Twenty-Four Facebook Status Updates During The Grammys. Enjoy…

24. Chad Vaughan: watching the grammy’s and staying on top of all status updates has taken precedence to cleaning or doing laundry. what have i become?

23. Joshua Coburn Kolkana: Kid Rock is like the celebrity version of WT.

22. Todd Shoemaker kissed his wife and loved it!!

21. Shannon Whaples is thinking….. “you know you’ve made it when you sing 20% of a song and people give you credit for it.”

20. Chad Vaughan: does anyone have carrie underwood’s number?

19. Matthew Ainsley: Give me Justin or give me death.

18. Chad Vaughan: did one of the jonas brothers actually refer to stevie wonder…the stevie wonder….as steve-o???

17. Kathleen Piscopink Nugent is that song was so fruity 🙂

16. Jennifer Thurston loves seeing my boyfriend that I share with Amy on tv.

15. Matthew Ainsley: Can Nashville secede from the union please?

14. Joshua Coburn Kolkana: I cannot tell if this is Coldplay or Matt at Rising Star.

13. Christopher Wynn Glidden: the Jonas brothers have ruined Stevie Wonder.

12. Chad Vaughan: wishing, hoping, and praying that the circus pulls into the grammy’s.

11. Chad Vaughan: black and white doesn’t hide your enormous bun in the oven.

10. Emily Wilson: polka dots, mesh, and pregnancy don’t go well together…swagga like us.

9. Matt Ainsley: There is paternity test immediately following this performance.

8. Kathleen Piscopink Nugent is OMG she is going to have that baby on stage.

7. Jennifer Thurston thinks Kanye should let go of his anger…and his jerrycurl.

6. Joshua Coburn Kolkana: Adelle sounds just like Judy Grimes!

5. Chad Vaughan: miley, shut up. you sound like a parakeet in a tourniquet. don’t lower your standards, taylor. (dedicated to cathleen).

4. Matt Ainsley: P Diddy did not get announced because they couldn’t remember what he prefers to be called this year

3. Chad Vaughan: chiquita is underwriting katy perry’s performance.

2. Chad Vaughan: how many disco balls had to die for your jacket, kanye?

1. Joshua Coburn Kolkana: The jonas brother with straight hair has the same haircut as suze orman.


6 Responses to “Top Twenty-Four Facebook Status Updates During The Grammys”

  1. what i did last night « Says:

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  2. kathleen Says:

    Yay, I made the list! Basically the whole reason I made status updates during the grammy’s 🙂

  3. katiehobbie Says:

    um, sorry but i pretty much could care less about awards shows most of the time. i was cleaning and one the phone most of last night. anyway, out of the list, matt’s #9 was the only one that made me laugh out loud. hmm…now that i’m thinking about it, i guess i never have to watch an award’s show again because all the best parts will be re-lived through facebook and your blog! thanks!!

  4. katiehobbie Says:

    i meant i was ON the phone, not ONE the phone

  5. Cat Says:

    I love that facebook and your blog can bring all of us sarcastic people together. I’m a little upset that my taxes status did not make the list but it’s okay. Next awards show my taxes are done so I can join in on the heckle fest.

  6. Sami Says:

    I’m very sad that the one I actually saw and laughed out loud at last night wasn’t in the top 25…thank you Mr. Josh Kolkana….Kelley and I had a great laugh…

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